Here's what will happen.
The pirate will be given free calls to his comrades and relatives and here is how the conversation will go:
Mama/Comrades: Hi Mate, How are you there?
Pirate: So great!!!!
Mama/Comrades: What do you mean?
Pirate: The prisons here are much better than the big houses back home. There's running water, airconditioning, gym, etc.. Oh, did I mention the food? They even have so called balanced diet in here. If this is the destination of all arrested pirates, i'd go for it again, anytime!!!
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