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1.31.2010

Mr T!

The economic crisis may be bad for the automobile industry but not as dire for firms selling items that come with automobiles. jeep accessories, for instance, will continue to sell since it is not as expensive as new automobiles. Oh, I just found out that industry leader Toyota, the “Mr T” of the industry is also in bad shape because of the massive recall of a couple of its models. It tarnished its glossy reputation and that is a ray of hope for its compatitors.

Itchy Situation

Floyd Mayweather, Jr, his dad- Floyd Sr. and his uncle trainer must be suffering from an allergy called Manny Pacquiao. They are largely being blamed for the cancellation of the great fight and now, they are also being accused of libel and the amount being asked is not really small. These guys should sleep on top of allergy mattress covers in order to get some quiet time. Being sued big time by somebody with expensive lawyers should make one continuously itchy.

1.25.2010

Nothing like Natural

At least, Osama needs any synthetic or natural fat burners. The constant hopping along the rocky and mountainous terrains in the Border area should be enough to keep him in shape. This is in addition to the constant threat of Predator planes that are armed with Hellfire Missiles. The simple knowledge that quiet and powerful planes can hit one’s rear from several kilometers above should be enough to generate massive sweating.

Sleepless Nights

Years of stress and lack of sleep has created dark shadow under my eyes. This reminds me of Osama Bin Laden, who because of the huge bounty for his head, must be in a worse shape compared to me. He probably needs a ton of the best under eye cream every night in order to remedy that. The Predator drones seem to have concentrated its attacks along the Afghan – Pakistani border and if Osama is hiding there, he’s better be very careful.

Sleepless Nights

Years of stress and lack of sleep has created dark shadow under my eyes. This reminds me of Osama Bin Laden, who because of the huge bounty for his head, must be in a worse shape compared to me. He probably needs a ton of the best under eye cream every night in order to remedy that. The Predator drones seem to have concentrated its attacks along the Afghan – Pakistani border and if Osama is hiding there, he’s better be very careful.

1.19.2010

Think for a bit

Those planning to donate relief goods to Haiti should pause for a short bit and rethink the assortment of goods that they will buy. While Christian Louboutin shoes are really nice, the refugees do not need it now. I also like anti wrinkle creams but people there can have better use for food. Let us not send unnecessary goods there. Let us spend our monies widely and help the people effectively. Ciao!

Bike Accidents

Those residing in my area can make good use of the services of a good motorcycle accident attorney. The number of motorbikes in my area has steadily increased through the years due to the better affordability of the two wheeled vehicle. Bike related accidents however, have also significantly increased since then. This is perhaps due to automobile drivers not being used to living with so many bikes around them or perhaps, it is because of lack of road knowledge of most bike riders. But maybe, the truth lies in between the two.

1.16.2010

DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN?

According to the CIA, Osama Bin Laden may look like any of the sketches below.


It is also possible that he shaved himself in order to confuse the people who are looking for him.

He therefore, might look like the photo below.


Go get him, Tiger!!!

1.07.2010

A Bit Anxious

Now that another year has passed, it is time to start renewing a lot of contracts. I am a bit anxious at what the new life insurance rates will be. With the past year being more than stressful to most of us, and this coming months promising to be no better than the past, I am afraid that my policies will mostly be more expensive that last years.